Stories about Football
The (final) Doormat Division: Moldy Carpet Award goes to …
Wrapping up the worst teams in the worst sports league ever.
Doormat Division: A huge upset …
... and the Ten Club fighting for the Moldy Carpet Trophy. We follow the worst teams in the worst league in sports.
Doormat Division: Our local teams could still be the worst ever
Niners and Raiders could actually go 3-13! We report from the moldy basement on the worst of the NFL
Screen Grabs: Festival mania fills local cinemas!
IndieShorts, Cine Chileno, and Transgender, American Indian, and Cinematografo Film Festivals—plus more to watch this week
Best of the Bay 2018: City Living Winners
Best Street Fair, Best Yoga Studio, Best Bicycle Repair, Best Plumber, Best Pet Grooming, and more
The Doormat Division: It stinks in the Bay Area
Everything is wrong with our local teams in the worst professional sports league ever.
The Doormat Division: No upsets, just blowouts
Wow, this league sucks. The view from the basement as the NFL continues to crater
The Doormat Division: Down go the Titanics …
The latest installment of the worst teams in the worst league in America
The Doormat Division, Week 5
Some surprising new losers, and some old faves, in the race to be the worst team in the worst sports league in the US
Doormat Division, Week 4
We give you the worst results in the worst sports league in the world