Stories about NFL

The (final) Doormat Division: Moldy Carpet Award goes to …

Wrapping up the worst teams in the worst sports league ever.

The Doormat Division: One more awful week to go

The season is almost over, and the worst NFL teams are struggling to lose 11 games.

Doormat Division: A huge upset …

... and the Ten Club fighting for the Moldy Carpet Trophy. We follow the worst teams in the worst league in sports.

The Doormat Division: It stinks in the Bay Area

Everything is wrong with our local teams in the worst professional sports league ever.

The Doormat Division: No upsets, just blowouts

Wow, this league sucks. The view from the basement as the NFL continues to crater

The Doormat Division: Down go the Titanics …

The latest installment of the worst teams in the worst league in America

The Doormat Division, Week 5

Some surprising new losers, and some old faves, in the race to be the worst team in the worst sports league in the US

Doormat Division, Week 4

We give you the worst results in the worst sports league in the world

Doormat Division: 0-16! Browns wind the moldy carpet!

Bill make playoffs after 17-year wait; half the league fired

Doormat Division, Week 16: Garoppoloco and the wrong-way Whiners

Browns teetering on history. Bucs rocket into second. Toxic in Texas. Raiders ... oh, dear. AFC-NFC losing imbalance! We look at the worst of the worst