Stories about Giants
The (final) Doormat Division: Moldy Carpet Award goes to …
Wrapping up the worst teams in the worst sports league ever.
The Doormat Division: One more awful week to go
The season is almost over, and the worst NFL teams are struggling to lose 11 games.
Doormat Division: A huge upset …
... and the Ten Club fighting for the Moldy Carpet Trophy. We follow the worst teams in the worst league in sports.
Doormat Division: Our local teams could still be the worst ever
Niners and Raiders could actually go 3-13! We report from the moldy basement on the worst of the NFL
Arts Forecast: Absolutely Fabulous Live, Punk-Metal Flea Market, Crime 1978
American Indian Film Festival, Renegade Craft Fair, NRVS LVRS, Seasonal Herb Walk, and more happening this week.
The Doormat Division: It stinks in the Bay Area
Everything is wrong with our local teams in the worst professional sports league ever.
The Doormat Division: No upsets, just blowouts
Wow, this league sucks. The view from the basement as the NFL continues to crater
The Doormat Division: Down go the Titanics …
The latest installment of the worst teams in the worst league in America
Arts Forecast: Behold, the mighty Litquake!
Plus: Open Studios, Forbidden Futures, Treasure Island Music Fest, Street Food Fest, Moby Dick Marathon, more
The Doormat Division, Week 5
Some surprising new losers, and some old faves, in the race to be the worst team in the worst sports league in the US