Stories about Giants

The (final) Doormat Division: Moldy Carpet Award goes to …

Wrapping up the worst teams in the worst sports league ever.

The Doormat Division: One more awful week to go

The season is almost over, and the worst NFL teams are struggling to lose 11 games.

Doormat Division: A huge upset …

... and the Ten Club fighting for the Moldy Carpet Trophy. We follow the worst teams in the worst league in sports.

Doormat Division: Our local teams could still be the worst ever

Niners and Raiders could actually go 3-13! We report from the moldy basement on the worst of the NFL

Arts Forecast: Absolutely Fabulous Live, Punk-Metal Flea Market, Crime 1978

American Indian Film Festival, Renegade Craft Fair, NRVS LVRS, Seasonal Herb Walk, and more happening this week.

The Doormat Division: It stinks in the Bay Area

Everything is wrong with our local teams in the worst professional sports league ever.

The Doormat Division: No upsets, just blowouts

Wow, this league sucks. The view from the basement as the NFL continues to crater

The Doormat Division: Down go the Titanics …

The latest installment of the worst teams in the worst league in America

Arts Forecast: Behold, the mighty Litquake!

Plus: Open Studios, Forbidden Futures, Treasure Island Music Fest, Street Food Fest, Moby Dick Marathon, more

The Doormat Division, Week 5

Some surprising new losers, and some old faves, in the race to be the worst team in the worst sports league in the US