Erik Walker

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The Doormat Division: It stinks in the Bay Area

Everything is wrong with our local teams in the worst professional sports league ever.

The Doormat Division: No upsets, just blowouts

Wow, this league sucks. The view from the basement as the NFL continues to crater

The Doormat Division: Down go the Titanics …

The latest installment of the worst teams in the worst league in America

The Doormat Division, Week 5

Some surprising new losers, and some old faves, in the race to be the worst team in the worst sports league in the US

Doormat Division, Week 4

We give you the worst results in the worst sports league in the world

Doormat Division: 0-16! Browns wind the moldy carpet!

Bill make playoffs after 17-year wait; half the league fired

Doormat Division, Week 16: Garoppoloco and the wrong-way Whiners

Browns teetering on history. Bucs rocket into second. Toxic in Texas. Raiders ... oh, dear. AFC-NFC losing imbalance! We look at the worst of the worst

The Doormat Division: More perfecter than you

Browns clinch, Giants a lock, 49ers off the rails, Bears bear down, Colts feeling pressure, Moldy Carpet smelling better than ever

The Doormat Division: Perfect Season Parade preserved!

Cleveland goes for totally broke as the worst teams in the worst league ever fight for the Moldy Carpet Award

Doormat Division, lucky week 13

It's getting close to the finish here in the basement, where we look at the NFL's absolute worst