Erik Walker, Author at 48 hills

Doormat Division, Week 16: Garoppoloco and the wrong-way Whiners

December 26, 2017

DOORMAT DIVISION STANDINGS, WEEK 16 NFC W-L ...

The Doormat Division: More perfecter than you

December 18, 2017

DOORMAT DIVISION STANDINGS, WEEK 15 NFC W-L ...

The Doormat Division: Perfect Season Parade preserved!

December 11, 2017

SOME PERSPECTIVE Director John Waters once said: "When I say action, you pick up that poodle poop and eat it." Wait, that's not the right...

Doormat Division, lucky week 13

December 4, 2017

LET THE PARTIES BEGUINE!! We've got the home organ my uncle left me warming up in the corner of the Rumpus Room here in the...

The Doormat Division: Run for the Moldy Carpet

November 27, 2017

The end is in sight, Doormat denizens, and only the hardiest survive to very VERY stale beer end that is the Doormat Division Championship...

Doormat Division: Beyond mid-level bunglers

November 20, 2017

Just when you thought we were in the mid-season doldrums, and everybody is just a Parity League mid-level bumbler, an inspired determination emerges from...

The Doormat Division: Whiners beat the Quitters!

November 13, 2017

GIANTS 21, 49ers 31 We couldn't wait for this game to arrive. Yesterday, me, 'Fish, the Commish, Elvis, Jimbo and Moose packed into the Doormat...

The Doormat Division: 0-for-Niners!

November 6, 2017

DOORMAT DIVISION STANDINGS, WEEK NINE NFC W-L PF PA DIF SANTA CLARA 0-9 143 239 -96 NY GIANTS 1-7 129 207 -78 TAMPA BAY 2-6 158 198 -40 CHICAGO ...

The Doormat Division, midseason: TWO 0-8 teams!

October 31, 2017

LONDON CALLING! BROWNS 16, VIKINGS 33 At 6:30 a.m. yesterday morning, I stuck my head out of the sleeping bag and fumbled in the dark for...

Arts + Culture

The Doormat Division: The worst of the NFL

October 24, 2017

49ERS 10, COWBOYS 40 On a beautiful day for getting shellacked on your home field, the Red and Gold finally put together a complete game...

Erik Walker