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Doormat Division, Week 16: Garoppoloco and the wrong-way Whiners

DOORMAT DIVISION STANDINGS, WEEK 16 NFC                                   W-L      ...

The Doormat Division: More perfecter than you

DOORMAT DIVISION STANDINGS, WEEK 15 NFC                                   W-L      ...

The Doormat Division: Perfect Season Parade preserved!

SOME PERSPECTIVE  Director John Waters once said:  "When I say action, you pick up that poodle poop and eat it." Wait, that's not the right...

Doormat Division, lucky week 13

LET THE PARTIES BEGUINE!! We've got the home organ my uncle left me warming up in the corner of the Rumpus Room here in the...

The Doormat Division: Run for the Moldy Carpet

The end is in sight, Doormat denizens, and only the hardiest survive to very VERY stale beer end that is the Doormat Division Championship...

Doormat Division: Beyond mid-level bunglers

Just when you thought we were in the mid-season doldrums, and everybody is just a Parity League mid-level bumbler, an inspired determination emerges from...

The Doormat Division: Whiners beat the Quitters!

GIANTS 21, 49ers 31 We couldn't wait for this game to arrive. Yesterday, me, 'Fish, the Commish, Elvis, Jimbo and Moose packed into the Doormat...

The Doormat Division: 0-for-Niners!

  DOORMAT DIVISION STANDINGS, WEEK NINE NFC                                   W-L          PF        PA      DIF SANTA CLARA         0-9           143      239     -96 NY GIANTS               1-7           129      207     -78 TAMPA BAY              2-6           158     198     -40 CHICAGO                ...

The Doormat Division, midseason: TWO 0-8 teams!

LONDON CALLING! BROWNS 16, VIKINGS 33 At 6:30 a.m. yesterday morning, I stuck my head out of the sleeping bag and fumbled in the dark for...

The Doormat Division: The worst of the NFL

49ERS 10, COWBOYS 40 On a beautiful day for getting shellacked on your home field, the Red and Gold finally put together a complete game...