Some parks may have been crowded in San Francisco this weekend—but it wasn’t with festive stoners celebrating 420. They’re finding other ways to celebrate on this high holiday. (Instead, it looks like wine moms are the dangerous scofflaws.)

Cue two of our favorite comics, Marga Gomez and Dhaya Lakshminarayanan, gifting us this snippet from their new “Sheesh & Schlong” act. It’s, what else, a PSA for the joys of keeping your butt glued to the sofa at home. As always, everything is better when you’re stoned? “We highly recommend this,” says Gomez:

Marke Bieschke is the publisher and arts and culture editor of 48 Hills. He co-owns the Stud bar in SoMa. Reach him at marke (at) 48hills.org, follow @supermarke on Twitter.