Trick or treat season is upon us. Creeping through the night, the spirits are restless. They call for sacrifices to appease their souls. We must… get them high!
It is Halloween after all, closely followed by Dia de los Muertos. With zombies shuffling through the night and hobgoblins rapping at the window, we must have cannabis ready at every turn to ward off the evil spirits and chill them out for a winter’s rest.
Start off with Hemper’s cute Dia de los Muertos bubbler bong. You can lull any scary party animal to relaxation with a sweet, steady bong hit. At 7” tall, it’s easy to hold, smoke and make the sign of the cross, all at once! Get back, demon! The power of Straw-nanna compels you!
The bong package costs $30, and you get the Dia de los Muertos bong and all the fun extras that Hemper throws in like cones, one hitters and cleaning supplies. There is also a Mini-box which features a Maraca pipe for $20 and the XL Box which features a bigger bong at $100 if you have to ward off some real big monsters.
Maybe a sweet treat will scare your demons away?!
Camino has a cute seasonal tin of Blood Orange sour gummies just for the occasion at around $20. I love the haunted house artwork. It is nice to find something in the dispensary that is actually Halloween-themed. The gummies are delicious, and I have been enjoying their buzzy headiness all week.
Sometimes it’s the great idea you never thought of until it is before your eyes. Behold cannabis-infused freeze pops by Swifts!! These mighty ice swords will slay those hungry fiends with chilly good cannabis.
Each pop contains 10mg THC and less than 2mg of CBD, and costs about $6 for a two-pack. They come in several flavors–lemonade, grape, raspberry and passionfruit. I enjoyed them, especially with the warmer days we have had lately. They do melt fast, so no dawdling.
There are a few places in the Bay Area that carry their products, or you can order them online. There is a locator on their site.
If all else fails and the Seventh Gate of Hell is about to swing open, the only thing left to do is get into the Stoner Circle and light up a dank pre-roll. Puff, puff, pass, pass! Spin that joint around the circle toking furiously. Blow that smoke into the sky until all your exhales intertwine. Wammo! This should get the walking dead and evil spirits super high on second-hand smoke and cause them to forget what they are doing, or they will get the munchies and head for the nearest 7-11.
You can find so many choices out there since everyone and their zombie have their own brand of pre-rolls and infused joints.
I like Stiiizy’s blood red bottle of their 40’s Watermelon Z blunts 5 pack. They smell amazing, well, like watermelon, and they smoke pretty evenly. They clock in at about 40% THC, more than enough to make any hellhound ready to chill out for a horror movie with snacks. These go for around $25 at most dispensaries.
Presidential Moonrock pre-rolls will definitely soothe the irate demon. They now have several flavors with Waui my favorite. They mimic a classic moon rock by taking top shelf cannabis and spraying cannabis distillate on it and then rolling it in tasty kief. A classic never lets you down on the holidays, especially at 40% THC.
Kingrolls will fuck up the funkiest of phantoms. I always enjoy their strain/cannabis oil combinations. My current favorite is the Cannalope AK flower with the Cannalope Kush oil at 45% THC, and, yes, it tastes like cantaloupe. Kingrolls are always good for fighting off the undead or just enjoying with your friends after all the demon fighting is done.
I’ve also been enjoying Sluggers infused pre-rolls. Their 5-packs come in all kinds of colorful packaging. They look like they could be games for some super-cool stoner video game console.
They also have nice big 1.5 gram joints with a glass tip. These things hit like a dream. You just have to remember to take out the rubber stopper plugged into the glass crutch. It sounds simple, but when stoned can prove to be a bit of an enigma.
I’m currently enjoying their Apples & Bananas hybrid clocking in at 45% THC with less than 2% CBD.
All these joints will definitely stop ghouls from rising from their graves. They are available at your neighborhood dispensary and are probably on sale.
Before you head out for the spooky festivities, fill your Trick or Treat bags full of cannabis goodies. They will ward off the demons of Halloween and Dia de los Muertos while getting you and your ghoulfriends nice and high and ready for all that Halloween candy!
Now it’s time to light up!
